Welcome to the council of chaos, where orb-headed robots gather ‘round to oversee your productivity' (or lack thereof). Whether you're gaming, writing the next weird sci-fi epic, or just pretending to work from home, this desk mat turns your space into an official zone of munted authority.
Let these cheerful mech-beans judge you lovingly from the background while your fingers tap away in glory. This ain’t just a mat—it’s an artifact of absolute oddity.
Features for Your Sanity:
- Non-slip bottom keeps your robotic council from sliding into existential despair.
- Vibrant, crisp printing brings every eyeball, pipe, and floating sphere to glorious life.
- Durable hemmed edges – because even chaos needs strong boundaries.
- Supports writing, typing, crafting, and possibly assembling your own orb-headed cult.
- Easy to clean neoprene, because creativity can get messy.
- Comes in 2 sizes, from "just enough madness" to "full-on command center."
Care Instructions:
Just like handling alien tech:
- Use warm water and dish soap to clean surface spots.
- No need to soak the entire mat unless it’s had a spiritual awakening.
- For stubborn spots, use a soft-bristled brush (no orbital sanders please).
