FREE HUGS - Porthole Tee
Wear it. Invite chaos.
Slip into something unsettlingly soft with this unisex jersey tee—crafted from 100% ethically summoned cotton (no eldritch beasts were harmed... probably). Designed for those who like their comfort relaxed and their art slightly unhinged, it hugs your body the way he would—if only you’d let him in.
The bold porthole design is equal parts cute, cursed, and questionably sentient. Whether you're haunting the beach, loitering near vending machines, or just summoning good vibes at home, this shirt will have strangers staring and wondering: “Is that thing smiling at me?”
Perfect for gifting to your weirdest friend, your bravest partner, or yourself—because self-love sometimes looks like a moist interdimensional hug.
Great for:
- Birthday offerings to the unknowable
- Indie art addicts and ocean goblins
- Anyone who’s ever said “I like weird stuff” and meant it
Product features
- Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity
- Shoulder tape for added stability and structure
- Side seams enhance garment shape and durability
- Made from 100% cotton, sustainably sourced
- Super lightweight and breathable fabric ideal for casual wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
